A declaration of stupidity

Yesterday I went to a women's service at church run by the Oasis for Women team. I ummed and ahed about whether to go for a while, I had a headache and had got back from school late after a school trip. It started at 7.30 for 8 but by the time I had decided to go and walked into town I didn't arrive at church until 8 o'clock. And the doors were shut. So I dillyed and dallied outside wondering how I was going to get in. I tried to prise the doors open with my fingernails but couldn't. I wasn't really wanting to go in the back entrance in case things had already begun and I would walk into the midst of things. I contemplated walking back home again. Then I rang Sarah, thinking if she was in church she could come to the door and let me in, but she hadn't arrived yet. So I thought I'd give the door one more try and maybe push on the door a little to see if I could get a better grip with my fingernails... and the door pushed wide open. I thought the doors opened out when they opened in. It is official, I am stupid!